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Mystery of half-billion year old creature with no anus solved

3+ week, 15+ hour ago   (233+ words) Scientists now understand how a tiny creature from long ago evolved to doing away with an anus. Professor Magnus Trout from the Isle of Wight Institute of Natural Sciences explains:- “During the course of the development of life on Earth,…...